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Post by Mina on Jan 13, 2008 23:20:02 GMT -5
Oh no! AR is under attack by the duckies! We will have to battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 one one
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Me: *yahn* The air feels so nice.
Ed: *walks outside* Morning Mina.
Me: Mornin' Ed.<3
*Quack quack*
Ed: What was that?
Me: I..dunno...A DUCKIE! *scoops up duck.* You're so kawaii~!
*rubs head*
Duck: *tosses head up and bites Mina's index finger.*
Me: =o= *is standing there with arm out and index finger engulfed in the ducks mouth as it hangs.* Why...why does this duck have teeth? *wiggles arm but it won't get off.* Oh boy.. =o=
Ed: I'll get that darned thing off! *grabs duck and starts pulling.*
Me: GAH! OH! OWW! OUCH! EE! YAAAAAAAHHH! KYA! THAT HURTS!
Ed: *pulls harder*
*Duck won't come off.*
Ed: I'll get a bat!
Me: No! It's still a living creature!
Ed: A living creature that's hurting my fiance!
*quack...quack... quACK....QUACK....QUack...quack...*
Me: What the-
Ed: OH SHI-!
*a giant army of rubber ducks swarm around us.*
Us: ToT
*Rubber duckies pour on top of us and bury us alive.*
Ed: Mina! Are you okay!
Me: @o@ They smell like mildew... *faints*
Ed: Mina!
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Post by .:[Womanizer:. on Jan 13, 2008 23:28:36 GMT -5
Chicken: Oh, good old ducks! Our family friends!
Duck: Quack quack.
Chicken: What do you mean that my dad roasted your grandmother?
Duck: Quaaaaack!
Chicken: You're wrong, idiot! Milk is not good for you at all! -growls-
Duck: Squeak quack squeak.
Chicken: How dare you mention cheese when I'm around? Vengance shall be mine! Mark my words, you will regret the day that you messed with Chicken, the Goddess of the New World!
Duck: QUUUUUAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK~~
-thousands of ducks come out dressed in camouflodge and attacks Chicken-
Chicken: Playing dirty, eh? -presses speed dial-
Starfish: You called, milady?
Chicken: Yup. The evil little duckies are attacking, and let's teach them a lesson.
Starfish: Oh my, I adore ducks! Why, I remember back in Beijing, we used to roast them and sliced them up and dipped the meat in delicious dip.....
Duck army: Q.U.A.C.K.!!!
Chicken: Nice. You have angered the ducks. Now we need backup. -presses another speed dial-
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Post by Mina on Jan 14, 2008 9:32:27 GMT -5
Ed: *drags Mina out as she regains consciousness.*
Me: Uhg.. Thanks for saving me.
Ed: It's okay- *turns around to see the ducks loading their guns.* OH SHI-!!!
Me: Do you enjoy almost cussing?
Ed: Yes.
Ducks: Quackkkkkkk >D
Ed: DUCK!
Me: I KNOW!
Ed: NO, DUCK! *shoves head down as a bullet whizzes above us.*
Me: OH SNAP. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
Ed: Come on! *grabs wrist and we run into the woods behind our house and eventually find Chicken.*
Me&Ed: CHICKEN!!!! HELP US!
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Post by .:[Womanizer:. on Jan 14, 2008 21:57:30 GMT -5
Chicken: I need help, too! Dreamfish: I got your call. What's up? Chicken: DUCKS ATTACKING US. >.< Dreamfish: ....Oh.... Chicken: Please do something for our dear lives! Dreamfish: If you insist. -winks- -Dreamfish plays the piano badly so the ducks fainted- Dreamfish: See? Easy as pie. Chicken: That won't hold them off for long. They have earplugs now! -Ducks rises and starts bodyslamming everybody- Chicken: Bleh, you stink! Starfish: Ever heard of deordant? Dreamfish: I don't see any ears on the duck. -___-" Starfish: Oh, good point! ^^; Chicken: Have you noticed that we're simply wasting our time? -Ducks closes in on everyone and surrounds them with annoying quacks- Chicken: Hah! You're not the only one with earplugs! -Jams earplugs in ear- Duck leader: Quack... Chicken: OBJECTION! >  |
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Post by Mina on Jan 15, 2008 21:54:36 GMT -5
Oh my gosh that was hilarious!
Anyways:
Mina: *walks over to random duck* Take me to your leader. *Alien peace sign*
Duck: Quaaaaaaaaaaack! *clobbers head with a hammer and drags Mina over to the leader duck*
Leader Duck: Quack quack quack quack!!! *spits bubbles out that smell like bad breath*
*screen goes black then fades into a mini court*
Lead duck: *tosses on a powdered wig and goes to the desk.*
Lawyer duck: Quack client quack quackity quack..
Random duck: Quack!
All the ducks: *quack and nod and look at eachother*
Judge Duck: Quack! *pounds desk with hammer* Quack quackitty quack!
Ed: Wth...
Mina: I...I think I've gone insane.
Ed: You're not the only one...
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Post by .:[Womanizer:. on Jan 15, 2008 22:04:19 GMT -5
Chicken: Did we take paranoid pills or something?
Dreamfish: I think y'all needs a chill pill. It's no big deal that we're in court with duckies.
Chicken: Celery, you're dreaming! (As usual, of course. -sighs- Why else would she be called Dreamfish?)
Starfish: Oh mini mini mini mini mini-wheats! Strawberry flavor....
Chicken: Well, she's normal.
Starfish: -takes out pen-
Chicken: Resorting to the last plan so soon?
Ducks: QUACK!
Chicken: You cannot deprive our civil rights from us!
Ducks: Q....uack. Quack quack squeak blargh.
Chicken: What? You can?
Duck leader: Quackquack. -takes out long and elaborate roll of paper-
Chicken: -skims paper- What do ya mean that we're under arrest? O.o
Starfish: -swipes paper- Gee, thanks! I needed that. Now I can go to the bathroom without worries.
Random duck: Quel la quack, des quack, quackez, c'est de quack. Quack!
Dreamfish: Ancay Ouyay Epeatray Hattay?
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